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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 14:01

Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
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Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Why do women have sex with dogs?
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Have you ever been forced to undress for money just once?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
No way
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
—
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
share office space ...
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